Is it a federal offense to open your dog’s mail? I sure hope not, because this 10 dollar reward from Target was calling my name. I’ll spend it on milk bones, just in case.
I think what I love most about this is that it was addressed to Samson K. Perry. Where did that middle initial come from? Is K the default letter when a middle name isn’t listed? By the way, if you’re listening Target, his middle name is Elijah. Next time please address it as such, otherwise he may get confused.
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